Yang Miller

Casey / Ty Small Wood

Mitch Rose

Ranger Danger

Rusnico Canonigo Jr.

Office Worker

Kasey Cooper

Shane

Jay Hanna

Warden

Sandy Irvine

Old Lady

Arron Kinser

Stealth Fighter Pilot

Mike Kolar

Chef

Ed Larson

Head Chef

Nigel Lyons

Hillbilly

Jimmy Mak

Conductor #1

Dustin Meadows

Santa Claus

James Myers

Jones

Zach Riedmaier

Dr. Billington

Jameson Rogers

Ticket Agent

Lehr Beidelschies

Young Ty

Ron Lynch

General Negligence

James Adomian

The President

Ron Jeremy

General Apathy