Dan Cortese

John

Virginia Madsen

Traci

Brooke Shields

Kate

Maria Pitillo

Vicki

Johnathon Schaech

Matt

D.B. Sweeney

Tony

Stephanie Venditto

Janet

Jon Polito

Naldo (as John Polito)

Drew Pinsky

Himself

Adam Carolla

Himself

Dean Biasucia

New Man

Bo Eason

Salesman

Michael Fino

Waiter

Andy Kreiss

Tweedle Dee

Keith Forster

Handsome Man

Kevin Light

Valet

Jock MacDonald

Bartender

Joey Nader

Assistant

Erik Passoja

Tweedle Dum

Sebastien Guy

Pool Boy (as Sebastian Guy Priddle)

Johanna Roxanne

Waitress (as Joeanne Sayler)

Shirley Scott

Heavy Waitress (as Shirley Y. Scott)

Stormie Shelbie

Stripper

Stephanie Silverman

Ugly Stripper

Karen Tucker

Beautiful Waitress

Douglas Embry

Bar Patron (uncredited)

Michael Finuoli

Waiter (as Michael Fino)

Lisa Michele Jones

Smiling woman (uncredited)

Billy Scott

Len (uncredited)

Brian Walker

Bar Patron (uncredited)