Hugh Grant

Pirate Captain (voice)

Martin Freeman

Pirate with a Scarf (voice)

Imelda Staunton

Queen Victoria (voice)

David Tennant

Charles Darwin (voice)

Jeremy Piven

Black Bellamy (voice)

Salma Hayek Pinault

Cutlass Liz (voice)

Lenny Henry

Peg Leg Hastings (voice)

Brian Blessed

The Pirate King (voice)

Russell Tovey

The Albino Pirate (voice)

Brendan Gleeson

The Pirate with Gout (voice)

Ashley Jensen

The Surprisingly Curvaceous Pirate (voice)

Ben Whitehead

The Pirate Who Likes Sunsets and Kittens (voice)

Mike Cooper

Admiral Collingwood (voice)

David Schneider

Scarlett Morgan (voice)

Tom Doggart

Additional Voices (voice)

Sophie Jerrold

Additional Voices (voice)

Sophie Laughton

Additional Voices (voice)

Peter Lord

Additional Voices (voice)

Kayvan Novak

Additional Voices (voice)

David Schaal

Additional Voices (voice)

Mitchell Mullen

Gameshow Host (voice) (uncredited)