Willa Fitzgerald

Connie

John Magaro

Paul

Vondie Curtis-Hall

Samuel

Catherine Curtin

Lena

Richard Kind

Jack

Sullivan Jones

Barry

Bruce Campbell

Richard Nixon (voice)

Jon Cryer

H.R. 'Bob' Haldeman (voice)

Ted Raimi

General Al Haig (voice)

Lloyd Kaufman

Jeffries

Marija Abney

Cheryl

Alanna Saunders

Daisy

Claire Saunders

Daffodil

Gina Kreiezmar

Deb

Chris Quintos Cathcart

Rose Mary Woods (voice)