Dan Aykroyd

Beldar

Jane Curtin

Prymatt

Michael McKean

Gorman Seedling, INS Deputy Commissioner

Laraine Newman

Laarta

Jason Alexander

Larry Farber

Lisa Jane Persky

Lisa Farber

Chris Farley

Ronnie the Mechanic

David Spade

Eli Turnbull, INS Agent

Sinbad

Otto

Phil Hartman

Marlax

Jan Hooks

Gladys Johnson, Driving Student

Dave Thomas

Highmaster

Michelle Burke

Connie Conehead

Robert Knott

Air Traffic Controller

Jonathan Penner

Captain Air Traffic

Whip Hubley

F-16 Pilot

Howard Napper

Ang Pilot

Michael Richards

Motel Clerk

Eddie Griffin

Customer

Adam Sandler

Carmine

Grant Martell

Hispanic Man #1

Art Bonilla

Hispanic Man #2

Rosa Maria Briz

Hispanic Woman

Joey Lauren Adams

Christina

Parker Posey

Stephanie

Kevin Nealon

Senator

Julia Sweeney

Principal

Ellen DeGeneres

Coach

Walter Robles

Fire Marshal

James Keane

Harv

Todd Susman

Ron

Danielle Aykroyd

3 Year Old Connie

Nicolette Harnish

10 Year Old Connie

Sam Freed

Master of Ceremonies

Tom Davis

Supplicant

Garrett Morris

Captain Orecruiser

Cooper Layne

Engineer

Sarah Anne Levy

Hygenist

Drew Carey

Taxi Passenger

Shishir Kurup

Khoudri

Sydney Coberly

Nurse

Barry Kivel

Doctor

Terry Turner

Sketch Artist

McNally Sagal

Female Agent

Richard Comar

Agent

Peter Aykroyd

Highmaster Mentot

Nils Allen Stewart

Guard

Tim Meadows

Athletic Cone

Mitchell Bobrow

Garthok Combatant

Laurence Bilzerian

Cone Battle Commander

Topper Lilien

Cone Pilot

Tom Arnold

Golfer (uncredited)

Jon Lovitz

Dr. Rudolph (uncredited)